Recently we have found a new source of sinful entertainment on par with Jerry Springer at his prime, the Twitter feed of USC Head Coach, Pete Carroll. Apparently, in an effort to better connect with the youth he is trying to recruit to Troy, he found two new toys, Twitter and a TwitterBerry enabled Blackberry. We've been following the meaningless, and generally mindless, ramblings of Petey and decided we must approach Comrade Rodriguez to learn what our Leader would shout to the world (140 characters at a time) if he were so inclined? As the leading vanguard of his Revolution, Comrade Rodriguez has made his Tweets available to the WLA in order to disseminate the wisdom to the masses:
"LOIs are rolling in on the old fax machine. Note to self: shred all these when I retire in 20 years."8:30AM Feb 4th from TwitterBerry
"Lost Pearlie to Texas Tech. Leach promised him he could play WR in their new jumbo 9 wide formation."10:14AM Feb 4thfrom TwitterBerry
"Woah! I just got Boss Cocked! Nice one Barwis! GLORY DAYS!"11:02AM Feb 4th from TwitterBerry
"All right, Robinson and Witty are in! I like that Deerfield Beach. Stopped by to soak up some rays in my Speedo before I visited those guys."11:30AM Feb 4th from TwitterBerry
"What? If you got it, flaunt it. Amirite? THE LEADERS AND BEST IN BANANA HAMMOCKS!"11:32AM Feb 4th from TwitterBerry
"Dequinta, baby. Arkansas? You're breaking my heart. Hey, if you get a chance, tell Mallett to go fuck himself. Good luck!"12:45PM Feb 4th from web
"Well, just waiting on Stokes now. I like this class. Lots of guys with good potential."12:45PM Feb 4th from web
"I see more impact prospects at Michigan State. Jeremy Gainer, Blake Treadwell, etc. Dantonio's cleaning up. Also, I orgasmed when Te'o picked Notre Dame."12:50PM Feb 4th from web
"WTF Lemming? Get off my Twitter you fucking sycophant. GO BLUE!"12:52PM Feb 4thfrom web
"And Stokes finishes things up. I saw Kiffin vomit up Mrs. Stokes' meatloaf behind an azalea in their front yard. That's bush league. No pun intended."2:43PM Feb 4th from web
"That's how you do it Dantonio."2:45PM Feb 4th from web
"Man, recruiting is a grind. Looking forward to cracking open some PBR and catching up on Gossip Girl on DVR. What? Leighton Meester's a little minx."2:57PM Feb 4th from web
"Alright, good break. Rust never sleeps and neither do I. Onto 2010. See ya next year partners."3:06PM Feb 4th from web
