Recently we have found a new source of sinful entertainment on par with Jerry Springer at his prime, the Twitter feed of USC Head Coach, Pete Carroll. Apparently, in an effort to better connect with the youth he is trying to recruit to Troy, he found two new toys, Twitter and a TwitterBerry enabled Blackberry. We've been following the meaningless, and generally mindless, ramblings of Petey and decided we must approach Comrade Rodriguez to learn what our Leader would shout to the world (140 characters at a time) if he were so inclined? As the leading vanguard of his Revolution, Comrade Rodriguez has made his Tweets available to the WLA in order to disseminate the wisdom to the masses:
"Petey only loves airports because he only steps on a plane to poach a 5*. Every other recruit he gets is a 2 hour drive from LA. NWA ELITE STATUS!"6:52PM Jan 27th from TwitterBerry
"So many great travel stories, eh, Petey. Like missing that flight last night? Two more nights on the road. WE'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON FOR YA!"10:24PM Jan 28th from TwitterBerry
"Petey, "Barracuda" sucks. Of course my theme song right now would be Johnny Cash "I've Been Everywhere" especially if the 'where' is in Florida."12:45PM Jan 28th from TwitterBerry
"Spending some time ignoring this year's recruiting class in the hopes of getting Pryor. White Tuxedo rental - $100. Getting Pryor? Priceless""Spoke with Larry Foote. Met him over the summer with Barwis. Wished him luck Sunday. He must be sniffing Palumalu's hair product if he wants to play for the Lions."6:03PM Jan 29th from TwitterBerry
"Just told a QB that hasn't signed yet, but is in A2, that he can't wear all of those wrist bands, they'll interfere with his play cards."4:27PM Jan 30th from TwitterBerry
"Alright, The Boss is playing Glory Days! Reminds me of playing football in college and scoring a hot little cheerleader."8:25PM Feb 1st from TwitterBerry
"Guns don't kill people, but LaMarr Woodley kills old quarterbacks and their Super Bowl dreams. Congrats LaMarr and Larry."10:14PM Feb 1st from web
"We're getting close to Signing Day. Keep checking as we post updates. Remember, coffee is for closers, but snake oil is for the pimp in a wizard's hat. GO BLUE!!"11:59PM Feb 1st from web
"I really don't get the fax machine thing. Who has a fax machine? Why do we use it for this? Used to use the Pony Express at WVU, which made things difficult."3:03AM Feb 2nd from web
"Song of the day - Peace Sells by MegaDeth ... Sheridan's favorite band! HAIL!"9:00AM Feb 2nd from web
"Woooo hooooo! QW is coming to AA! The Ol' Ball Coach can suck my old coach balls. YELLOW THE FIELDS WHERE RIPENS THE GRAIN!"1:15PM Feb 3rd from web
"Sorry. Still working on my sign off catch phrase."1:17PM Feb 3rd from web
"Signing Day is finally here! The third most exciting day of the year after the season opener and the day each year when the McRib shows back up at Mickey D's. I'M LOVIN' IT!"12:01AM Feb 4th from web
"I'm so excited I couldn't sleep and I'm headed to Schembechler Hall. THOSE WHO RISE EARLY... WILL GET THE BEST PARKING SPOT!!"3:52AM Feb 4th from web
Stay tuned throughout signing day for more from Comrade Rodriguez as events transpire...
