Comrade Rodriguez Twitters to the Masses

We must admit it, the members of the WLA indulge in a few guilty pleasures. These include ice cold Zima with watermelon Jolly Ranchers, wagering on the unicorn races as if we were JamieMac at the sports book on Super Bowl Sunday, fisking the dolts who write for the MSM, or throwing cold water on fellow bloggers who show disdain for all rational and reasonable thought and fail to employ humor in the process.


Recently we have found a new source of sinful entertainment on par with Jerry Springer at his prime, the Twitter feed of USC Head Coach, Pete Carroll. Apparently, in an effort to better connect with the youth he is trying to recruit to Troy, he found two new toys, Twitter and a TwitterBerry enabled Blackberry. We've been following the meaningless, and generally mindless, ramblings of Petey and decided we must approach Comrade Rodriguez to learn what our Leader would shout to the world (140 characters at a time) if he were so inclined? As the leading vanguard of his Revolution, Comrade Rodriguez has made his Tweets available to the WLA in order to disseminate the wisdom to the masses:

"Waiting for a flight. Congrats Pres Obama, great speech. Were all of those people watching the speech or waiting in line for the porta-john?"
12:05PM Jan 20th from TwitterBerry


"Trying to relax for a few minutes prior to the flight. iPod on shuffle. F***!! Country Roads again. That song haunts me."
12:16PM Jan 20th from TwitterBerry


"I think Petey's on to something with the catch phrase sign off. Lots to choose from with our tradition. Let's try 'CHAMPIONS OF THE "
3:48PM Jan 20th from TwitterBerry


"DAMN. 'WEST' got cut off. 140 characters isn't a lot to work with."
3:49PM Jan 20th from TwitterBerry



"Can't say where I'm at, but its warm. Great visit. A fine young man and family. He'd look great in Maize n Blue. HAIL TO THE VICTORS!"
11:39PM Jan 20th from TwitterBerry


"Early start this morning to drive six hours to catch b-ball practice and speak with the coach for tonight's recruit. GO BLUE!"
5:24AM Jan 21st from TwitterBerry


"About to leave the gate. One more visit this week before heading home to A2 for a big recruiting weekend. THOSE WHO STAY WILL BE CHAMPIONS!"
8:13AM Jan 22nd from TwitterBerry


"That might have been the best apple pie yet. Who doesn't love that about recruiting? Of course Barwis will own my ass starting Feb 5th."
11:55PM Jan 22nd from TwitterBerry


"Spent entire ride from DTW to A2 calming parents by telling them adults friending their sons on facebook is just creepy, not dangerous."
9:42AM Jan 23rd from TwitterBerry


"'just creepy, not dangerous' God, I hope that's true."
9:43AM Jan 23rd from TwitterBerry



"A load of recruits headed to my house for pool and Wii. I hope Rita made the Rice Crispy treats. IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE."
7:21PM Jan 23rd from TwitterBerry


"Just saw the last of the recruits off. Saw a great win for Coach Beilein and his team last night. Time to get ready for the calls about the e-stalkers. M-I-C-H-I-G-A-N!"
11:04AM Jan 25th from TwitterBerry


"I think that the 'M-I-C-H-I-G-A-N! Locomotive' cheer only works in person with an ancient cheerleader doing it."
11:05AM Jan 25th from TwitterBerry


"This is the final push ahead of Signing Day. Four more towns, then home to fill the fax machine with paper. HURRAH FOR THE YELLOW AND BLUE"
9:37AM Jan 26th from TwitterBerry


Stay tuned throughout signing day for more Comrade Rodriguez as events transpire...
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