A Charlie Weis Thanksgiving!

Use the arrow keys to move Charlie. Turkeys are +5, Lipitors are -10, and watch out for shitty 2-8 teams. If your score hits zero you lose. Hit 280 and you win. Also, surprise alternative ending for those who haven't guessed already. Music is from Autumn Thunder

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING COMRADES!

To Our Friends at Notre Dame, you Golden Sons and Daughters of God on High: In the tender glow of Thanksgiving, you have so much to be thankful for! In dramatic departure from recent memory, you decry your voluptuous head coach as a plague and a wart. But friends, he is a gift. A gift from Bo Bice Jesus. Did you think you would return to glory overnight? These things take time, friends. And so, as you celebrate Thanksgiving, as you feast upon your cabbage and your blood sausage, be thankful for all he has done. And, on Monday, take action. Give this man a lifelong extension. And, in your Catholic guilt, think of this: he deserves better than you.


(Charlie game by ShockFX, plea for clemency by Big Gay Heart)
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