The site's new banner was commissioned from Comrade Brumski to celebrate and commemorate Comrade Rodriguez's glorious undefeated start to the season.
Comrades, today is a day for rejoicing. The football machine of Commissar Rodriguez has again succeeded in humiliating, crushing, and obliterating all opposition foolish enough to stand in his path.
Comrade Threet surgically disemboweled the Notre Dame defense with deft running, accurate passing, and timely hand-offs to the fleet Sam McGuffie, who hurdled, juked, and flipped over the opposing defenders. It was a glorious victory to move Michigan into the realm of the undefeated, and marks an immense accomplishment for Comrade Rodriguez and his staff.
Some of you may be confused. Some of you may choose to believe the lies of the Capitalist media that seeks to dishearten us – to dupe our fanbase into thinking that all is not going smoothly. These villains, particularly the Free Press and Detroit News, say that Notre Dame struck us with a precision passing game during the first half. Not only do their lies show their disappointment, but they reveal the desperation of a weakened, hobbled assault on the glory of the Rodriguez regime.
The truth, comrades, is that the enemy Irish committed suicide at the walls of our offensive and defensive lines. When we attacked, they retreated, when we pounded the ball with Grady and threw the ball with Threet, they retreated even deeper. As we called off the dogs and allowed them to escape the field intact, the evil liar Charlie Weis, showing the wounds of battle himself, took to the press microphones for propaganda purposes.
As Wisconsin looms on the horizon, the lying media will have you believe that our team has struggled, and cannot match up with their vaunted team. As the Badgers confidently enter our stadium, believing the vicious lies spread about our program, Michigan Stadium will prove to be a big oven for them.
ESPN talking heads can continue to spread lies and Tsarist filth, but this is just prattle. The truth is that wherever Wisconsin goes in the big house, we will besiege and slaughter them. Wherever PJ Hill goes, he will find himself encircled by linebackers. Stevie Brown will catch their pass attempts like fish in a river.
Comrades, take heed – do not believe the media that toils under the thumb of the Capitalist machine. Do not give credence to their doctored film, or the blustering of the obese Charlie Weis – a liar who steals food off the table of the workers to feed his ever expanding waistline. Hail Comrade Rodriguez, and Hail to the true Victors!
Comrade Threet surgically disemboweled the Notre Dame defense with deft running, accurate passing, and timely hand-offs to the fleet Sam McGuffie, who hurdled, juked, and flipped over the opposing defenders. It was a glorious victory to move Michigan into the realm of the undefeated, and marks an immense accomplishment for Comrade Rodriguez and his staff.
Some of you may be confused. Some of you may choose to believe the lies of the Capitalist media that seeks to dishearten us – to dupe our fanbase into thinking that all is not going smoothly. These villains, particularly the Free Press and Detroit News, say that Notre Dame struck us with a precision passing game during the first half. Not only do their lies show their disappointment, but they reveal the desperation of a weakened, hobbled assault on the glory of the Rodriguez regime.
The truth, comrades, is that the enemy Irish committed suicide at the walls of our offensive and defensive lines. When we attacked, they retreated, when we pounded the ball with Grady and threw the ball with Threet, they retreated even deeper. As we called off the dogs and allowed them to escape the field intact, the evil liar Charlie Weis, showing the wounds of battle himself, took to the press microphones for propaganda purposes.
As Wisconsin looms on the horizon, the lying media will have you believe that our team has struggled, and cannot match up with their vaunted team. As the Badgers confidently enter our stadium, believing the vicious lies spread about our program, Michigan Stadium will prove to be a big oven for them.
ESPN talking heads can continue to spread lies and Tsarist filth, but this is just prattle. The truth is that wherever Wisconsin goes in the big house, we will besiege and slaughter them. Wherever PJ Hill goes, he will find himself encircled by linebackers. Stevie Brown will catch their pass attempts like fish in a river.
Comrades, take heed – do not believe the media that toils under the thumb of the Capitalist machine. Do not give credence to their doctored film, or the blustering of the obese Charlie Weis – a liar who steals food off the table of the workers to feed his ever expanding waistline. Hail Comrade Rodriguez, and Hail to the true Victors!
